Gambling is a popular way to be entrained while traveling or attending a casino hotel. Of course, for some professional players, it may be stressful, but in the first place, it was supposed to be fun. GBC Time has listed the top 5 funniest jokes about gambling so it would relieve the stress.
Gambling is extremely funny and exciting, especially when a player wins some money. However, the losses may be stressful and exhausting. The next top-5 jokes about gambling may help you to relax and just have a good time.
Going to the dogs
A man walking to the bar notices the poker match at the far table. Taking a look, he sees a dog sitting at the table. It becomes more interesting and intriguing for the man, so he gets closer. He sees some cards and chips on the table.
A dog is considered to be one of the players in this match, however, no one, except this man, pays much attention to the fact that this is a dog playing poker.
In a matter of time, he cannot stay silent so he says to one man silently, “I cannot believe that this dog is sitting next to and playing poker. It must be the smartest dog ever.”
Another player is responding: “This dog is not as smart as it may seem. Every time he gets a good hand, he wags his tail.”
Meat grinder
A gambler steps into the butcher shop and says to the assistant, “I bet you $100 you cannot get that piece of meat down from the top without a ladder.”
The assistant responds, “I cannot take this bet, sir. The steaks are too high.”
This is the nuts
Gambling is really like eating pistachios. If you get a good one, you want the next one to be this good or even better. In case you do eat not-good pistachio, you still want the next one to be good.
Las Vegas religion
In Las Vegas, worshippers can put casino chips into the collection plate. Then all of the churches are going to the Franciscan monastery to sort the chips.
Later, they come back to the different casinos to cash in. And the chip monks are doing it.
Dirty trick
My wife offered me to play strip poker, but later I got it. She just wanted to do the laundry. So, I folded.
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